Alec’s revolutionary all-texting production of ‘Julius Caesar’ ended with the infamous line, “@2Brut8?”
Once again demonstrating his poor grasp of history, Alec told Mimi he was of two minds about Martin Luther King day. Yes, he was a crucial figure in the American Civil Rights movement. But he was also Superman’s arch-nemesis.
Barry had never considered a career in law enforcement, but then he thought “Hey, free handcuffs!”
The residents of the nursing home didn’t seem to appreciate Barry’s home remedy advice when he suggested that there’s no better cure for the common cold than Vitamin C, rest, and euthanasia.
Despite his poor showing in Iowa, Congressman Forrest’s campaign had no official statement about whether he would remain in the race, mostly because — due to some confusion over spelling — the candidate himself had been lost campaigning in the Caucasus Mountains.
Ranking near the bottom of Billboard’s “Worst Selling Albums of 2011″ was “apoCalypso,” Marshall’s Caribbean-themed record inspired by the films of Roland Emmerich.
Alec stood staring, sightlessly, through the smoke and devastation. Despite engaging his entire reserve, his army had been defeated and his plans for conquest lay in ruins. Alec had forgotten the truism that in war, as in love, fortune rarely favors the bald.
Alec again glanced at his watch and tried not to be nervous about the third straight day without customers. Perhaps Christmas had been a bad time to open his Satan-themed restaurant, Beelzegrub.
Alec babbled in consternation as Matt tried to prop up the body of the recently-deceased oil baron. Matt conceded, it should have been obvious that Alec had misspelled the birthday request in his email. Nonetheless, Matt thought he deserved credit for having gotten that magnate Alec wanted for his fridge.
When asked for a statement on the death of former Czech President Vaclav Havel, Congressman Forrest replied that, while the loss would surely be felt, he had always preferred Sulu.
